U.S. Citizenship

[somedeadguy]

Anybody out there want to buy a U.S. citizenship for $900,000? Indoor plumbing, employment opportunities, welfare, the works. It will help fund the greatest film ever, complete with ninja's, melancholy montages, a leprechaun riding a shark with the aid of a lasso, and all the slow motion you can handle!

You can only be a social terrorist, no flying into buildings or anything. Oh, and we also have Dippin' Dots: Ice Cream of the Future in America. Australians need not apply. You know, actually, what the hell, Australians too.

[Matty2phatty]

Shame you don't want Australians.. i've always wanted to try dippin' dots.

[sigelsys]

Dippin' Dots. Fucking wonderful. You can only get them in Amusement parks here...well worth the trip though. I reccomend the rainbow. [img]tongue.gif[/img]